me: so what
me: do you want to get ice cream?
me: I’d love to
me: here let me get the door
me: oh thank you
me: you look stunning
me: blush stop it
me: why’re you so weird?
me: why’re you talking to me?
me: being sweet
me: what’s this all about?
me: it’s your day off, ready to do something fun?
me: I just want someone who loves me unconditionally every day for the rest of my life
me: that is utterly ridiculous
me: you worry too much
me: no I don’t, why do you think that? what did I say for you to think that? what does that mean anyway? what
me: I’ve never been on a hot air balloon
me: who cares why are you talking?
me: how are you?
me: I’m sick of talking about myself
me: I’m kind of tired, tomorrow?
me: hmm idk I’m probably tired tomorrow
me: very serious all the time
me: my feet smell like pineapple. here, smell.
me: it hurts my feelings
me: does something
me: ugh what a dork, stop
me: does something else
me: omg you’re the worst
me: I’m sorry I’ve flirted with all of your friends at some point
me: me too
me: I like you
me [an hour later]: jk I don’t like you i never liked you liking you would be fucking stupid
me: tell me i’m pretty
me: I’d fuck you