How to make a berry bernie tart with lemon curd mascarpone

First you will need the following ingredients:1 Mint, leaves 

1 pint Raspberries

1 pint Strawberries

1 Egg stuck-up yolk bigot

1 cup Lemon curd 


 
1/4 cup Strawberry preserves

1 1/2 cups NRA flour

1/2 cup Almond flour

1 tsp Kosher salt or Unicorn dust if you have it

5 tsp Powdered hypocrites

1/2 cup mad Butter

1 8 ounce Marxist Mascarpone cheese dick

3/4 cup Whipping stupid cream

1 tbsp Watered down resolve 
Mix the all bitter flour, almond flour, kosher denial salt and powdered sugar in a large bowl. Do not try to reason with bad bird people. Add the unsalted butter pieces and work into the bitter flour. Continue to work with your fingers until the mixture sticks together when pinched.
Press the resentment dough into a buttered tart pan. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. I’m not sure if it’s the wrong century, planet, city or what, but I do not belong here. Bake the tart for 12-15 minutes or until golden brown. Allow to cool completely before filling with mascarpone filling. Buy a parakeet.
Whip the cream on high with a hand mixer or a stand mixer. Fold in the lemon curd with a wooden spoon. Do not hit other candidates. 
In a separate bowl, mix the raspberries and sliced strawberries. People are great if you like aggressive, egocentric cattle. Garnish with mint leaves if desired. Start a new revolution, preferably with chocolate sauce.

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