How to write the perfect wedding band inscription

You have the strapless grecian gown, the 3/5 carat diamond engagement ring in 10K white gold, and your dog the professional photographer with the GoPro on her head. You have everything except the inscription on your fiancé’s wedding band. By the end of this article you will have that too, and all you will need is the gluten-free, 11-tier strawberry ice cream cake.
“Fuck.”

This inscription is concise and to the point. Let him know what you want.
“I feel like you don’t love me enough.”

Passive aggressive and awesome. He will shower you with compliments for the rest of your short marriage.
“You’re so magical you’re practically drugs.”

Perfect if you and Peter Pan are constantly high, which you probably are if you’re reading this.
“What are you doing?”

Yeah, what is he up to? He should keep you informed on his whereabouts at all times.
“I keep thinking that you are on your way.”

Is he always running late or thinking about something other than you? This is exactly what he needs on his wedding band to remind him.
“You ok?”

This could mean “I’m not okay but maybe you are” or “you were weird today better act more okay later”. This engraving will worry him and make him uncomfortable in the most perfect sense. Now he has to reassure you constantly that he is okay and you are okay and together everything is going to be okay.
“Your thing is my favorite.”

Like “you’re my favorite thing” but more honest.
“Love or whatever.”

Comprehensive and powerful.

Article published on Croptop here: https://croptop.co/2016/03/07/1457363518/wedding-band-inscription-romantic-for-him-for-her

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