Claudia Asks: Is Donald Trump’s penis right for the Oval Office?

After last night’s GOP Debate, where I was informed by some steadfast debate followers that there had been lots of discussion from every side on Trump’s “manhood,” I felt it appropriate to ask some of my more discerning Twitter friends what they thought. None of us really want to think about or talk about Trump anymore, to be honest, but there are conversations that need to happen and this was one.
“Regardless of Trump’s penis size I’m sure he buys Magnums. Obama should start a petition for Trump to confirm his true penis size.” -[@shutupmikeginn](, Los Angeles
“Whether his dick is 2 inches or 12 inches I just want Donald Trump to feel good about his body and also about the nuclear holocaust he’s almost certain to instigate.” -[@iamchrisscott](, Boston
“I hope I don’t start having thoughts about his penis! This is exactly what he wants!” -[@mariyaalexander](, Los Angeles
“My thoughts on his junk: I’d have to assume it’s got a little toupee but only appears once every decade like one of those weird Amazonian flowers.” -[@papasuncle](, NYC
“Trump’s penis is probably like what they were afraid of in that Alien movie but way smaller.” -[@Super_Cynthia](, Los Angeles
“I imagine he has some sort of genital deformity, you know, like Adolf Hitler – the other absolutist thinking authoritarian. Either that or it’s an angry-looking red protrusion, like the belly button of a passed out pregnant woman in a jacuzzi, who has no business in a jacuzzi in the first place. It’s bad for the baby.” -[@TySmithdrums](, St. Louis
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One thought on “Claudia Asks: Is Donald Trump’s penis right for the Oval Office?

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